Fill it full of PONTIACs and pile a whole bunch of them on the property, have a beer truck deliver twice a week and call it home!
You just discribed my place!
8 Pontiac's(part'n 1, fix'n 1 to sell) and 1 GMC truck. 1 open trailer. Plus i drive our GMC parts truck. And plastic trash bags full of empty beer cans behind the garage between scrap yard runs.
