Hilarious, Jeremy!

That scam gives itself away by saying, "If interested,". If it was legitimate, who wouldn't be interested?

"Only 30 mil...nah, not worth my time."

By the way, it reminds me of what I'd like to do if I did hit the jackpot. Don't quit but call into work every day to say you're not coming in again because you're still rich. Do that every day until they give you severance.

Of course, that's easier said than done. I worked with a young guy years ago who had a 9-5 clerical job who won 3.3 million. He didn't quit right away but took a couple weeks off to "think about it", then quit. Just quit...jeez! It left his co-workers to play short-handed that whole time.