Butt mud comes from behind you! And that was around my Everclear phase, used to drink it straight! I drink maybe 6 beers a year now. I'm the sober, sarcastic, mean guy that picks on the drunks at the party now. A couple weeks ago, we had party at our house and my friend got in trouble with his girlfriend for looking at the lesbian's crotch that wasn't wearing underwear. My wife didn't get mad because she said she was showing everyone anyways!