Reminds me of the old man who went his whole life without a 69. Talking to his friends and figures that's it, all these years and I've never done it before. Goes down town and finds him a "lady of the night" and tells her what he his looking for. They make a deal and head to a motel.
They prepare themselves for the event and right off the batt the "lady" rips a fart. The old man gags and she appolizes to him and they go back to business. A few seconds later she rips another one. The old man jumps up and says that's it I've had enough, there is no way I can make it through 67 more of those!
