Got called into the doctors today for my 'over 50' health check. Doc had a prod and a poke then said he'll need a stool, urine and sperm sample.Said I'll see what I can do, well best I could come up with on the day was to leave the receptionist my underpants.
Still it was the wifes birthday and when I got home I gave her a big hug and kiss and her present which I had took a while to choose. She excitedly opened it and then looked a little dissappointed, it was a bag and a belt!
She wasn't impressed at all but the vacuum cleaner hasn't worked this good in ages!