<Tighten each until they break, then back off half a turn.>
I’m so humbled by the exponential creativity, intellect, and humor you display. And if I had one-tenth of your brainpower, I would consider myself quite gifted. Actually, I’m jealous and don’t mind admitting that I can only wish to be on such a high intellectual platform.
Don’t worry: it’s a lot better than you being jealous of me--huh?
Dat’s wright! You bee smart enough to figure out such a simple kindergarten concept; again, please forgive me for not recognizing your superior intelligence because when one is mired in ignorance, it’s hard to have insight on activities other than breathing. After all, you cannot fix stupid: No one signs up for stupid; as a result, it’s neither your nor my fault that a huge intellectual wall separates us.
To the other most respected board members, thank you for taking the time to help me out in my time of need.
sometimes its hard to see a joke...even though most would figure this one out.
