A small boy gets lost in a shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa."
The guard asked, "What's his name?", to which the boy replied, "Grandpa".
The guard grinned and then thought of taking a different approach to identify the missing grandfather. He asked the boy, "Ok then, son, can you tell me what's he like?". The boy replied, "Crown Royal and women with big t_ts."
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