A young republican couple were in the back seat of a car engaged in heavy petting. Things progressed, and the woman who was not on any form of contraception, asked the man if he had protection.
He said no.
After a slight pause, the said, “All we have to do is pretend that I’m raping you.”
She spread her legs.
Feel free to steal my intellectual property; after all, the rest of my intellectual property I have posted here, has been stolen, including “How did you know it’s a firebird? Says so on the fender.”
