Here's some of my favorites. Some of them I may have snagged from here. :-)
"Today is a good day to die!" Lieutenant. Worf
"An ignorant man thinks he knows everything, a wise man knows he doesn't."
LIFE IS TOUGH.....TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID. John Wayne
Tact is for those without enough wit for sarcasm.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe." - Steven Wright
No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced and a few of them were downright ABUSED!
"Sometimes it's better to keep what you know to yourself." Tony Denozzo
-=>Lee<=- Due to budget constraints the "light at the end of the tunnel" has been turned off!
