Found a little too much of it I'm afraid, age has it's perks- but also it's challenges. When dealing with all the college kids around here, it seems you always have to keep your thoughts to yourself, and your manners in check. It would be sooooooo much easier to tell them their shortcomings when they piss you off. I deal with a lot of people during this time of the year, and it can be very frustrating some days- but you have to tell yourself that you were a kid once as well. There are, however the ones that come along that are in Med school, or whatever and you realize that they are more organized by age 20-whatever then you will ever be....

Hey I found this though
Falling in Love-
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an Iowa State Cyclone Fan and he was an Iowa Hawkeyes fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Hawkeye fan. He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be an Iowa State Cyclone Fan." The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"

The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO GOLDEN GOPHERS!"

You didn't transplant to Minnesota from Iowa did ya?