I had my carb redone recently and it starts up and runs without issues. It was a struggle before that. So, I would agree with you that you are a using it as a code word but I think you've given up on the car for some reason that we will likely never fathom. A tire is an easy fix and the top, relative to your investment, while not insignificant shouldn't be an impediment. Finding someone to tune the carb can also be done.

So, am I trying to practice some "tough love" here? Yes, I am. Is it none of my business? Yes, it isn't any of my business.