I HAVE BRAKE LIGHTS! More importantly, I have all lights! Not sure what I did, but I started at the fuse block, checked over everything again, unplugged and replugged, cleaned up contacts, and there you go. I may have had a bad connection at the stop light switch because I replaced the original socket with crimp on blade connectors. Somewhere along the line I overlooked something, and on the second sweep I corrected it. Thanks for all the help guys!