In all seriousness, there are kits available to install a Tremek 5 speed in camaro/firebirds. The shifter is moved so it's in the right place, you get a cross member, drive shaft, correct speedo gear, clutch, bell housing, pedals, etc. The Tremek has a 1:1 4th gear then overdrive 5th gear. It's kind of pricey, though.
