An Englishman, a Scott, and an Irishman walk into a bar and each order a beer. Each one notices that they have a fly floating on top of the beer. The Englishman speaks up first:
"I say, my good man, there seems to be a fly in my beer. Would you be so kind as to pour me another?"
Then, the Scott addresses the Bartender:
"Laddy, ahhl bye puhhling yer broooken teeth out ohf me fingers if yoo dohn't pull that fly out ohf me beer!"
The Irishman looks down at his beer and sees the fly, then, pulls the fly out of the beer, gently holding him between his thumb and index finger over the top of the beer. With his other index finger, he gently presses against the chest of the fly, while he exclaimed:
"SPIT IT OUT, YA LITTLE BASTARD!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!"