While I have nothing against a good "ballet", I fail to see how attending a ballet is relevant to creating a calendar of car photos. Furthermore, asking Smitty to provide said ballet is, IMHO, asking too much from him. Although I have not met Smitty, I think I speak for most of us when I say I do not care to see him in a tutu. But that's just me....
ps- no fair ruining the joke by editing your spelling!!