My bird had a real bad attitude when we first began our affair. She would mess with me at all the wrong moments. Embarrass me in public, yell at me in the garage while the neighbors were out in their yards, etc. I guess she thought I'd leave her and wasn't in for the long haul.

After a few years of treating her like a lady, she's got a better attitude and isn't so paranoid anymore.

But I know she still can turn on me if not taken care of..............