After sellin 'buicks in your friends $1000 bag, are you looking for a new friend as well
Depends what the bag is made of first of all. I'd probably do the initial clean and let a dry cleaner take it from there, if the material type AND drycleaner shop is willing
$1000 bag, if ya keep the gal ya better hope SHE's rich, or you won't be able to afford YOUR hobbies