"Most drink because of thier wife. I do because of her and my car...." at least you have it in order!!! lol I woke up in mud with Mrs. McDonald besides me or was that......... Dang and I thought that was behind me....
I'd rather see a rust bucket on the road, than a garage queen anytime!!
Butt mud comes from behind you! And that was around my Everclear phase, used to drink it straight! I drink maybe 6 beers a year now. I'm the sober, sarcastic, mean guy that picks on the drunks at the party now. A couple weeks ago, we had party at our house and my friend got in trouble with his girlfriend for looking at the lesbian's crotch that wasn't wearing underwear. My wife didn't get mad because she said she was showing everyone anyways!