I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 1968 400 convertible (Scarlet) 1976 T/A - 455 LE (No Burt) 1976 T/A New baby, starting full restoration. 1968 350 - 4 speed 'vert - 400 clone (the Beast!) 1968 350 convertible - Wife's car now- 400 clone (Aleutian Blue) (Blue Angel) 2008 Durango - DD 2008 GXP - New one from NH is AWESOME! 2017 Durango Citadel - Modern is nice! HEMI is amazing! 1998 Silverado Z71 - Father-daughter project 1968 400 coupe - R/A clone (Blue Pearl) (sold) 1967 326 convertible - Sold 1980 T/A SE Bandit - Sold
What cracks me up is how "shocked" the wives of people with money are when they find out their husband is banging other women. Hello, they ALL do it, doesn't take a genious to figure it out...
Now how many of you drew THAT same conclusion on your own BEFORE the leak! 2AM car wreck.... (strike one) ......next door to your own house....(strike two)........ both back windows knocked out...... (strike three)... and her holding a GOLF club... you gotta be pretty stupid not to connect the dots!!
I'd rather see a rust bucket on the road, than a garage queen anytime!!
and as said , you KNEW they were coming...Tiger jokes ,that is! +++++++++++++++
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
How did Tiger Woods manage to crash his car? I always thought he was a good driver!
I went up to my golf club yesterday for a lesson, golf pro asked what I wanted, I said I want to drive like Tiger Woods, the guy then drove my car into a tree and charged me $55!
“Honest, Officer, I was just practicing my swing, and sliced my drive into the trees!”
"Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife."
Tiger is bringing out a new rescue club called the "ELIN"
Now how many of you drew THAT same conclusion on your own BEFORE the leak! 2AM car wreck.... (strike one) ......next door to your own house....(strike two)........ both back windows knocked out...... (strike three)... and her holding a GOLF club... you gotta be pretty stupid not to connect the dots!!
Well look at it as. Tiger calls the Florida police and has here arrested for spousal abuse. After there fight about his cough cough indiscrusion. TIGER ain't dumb.
Ping just offered Tiger Woods' wife an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They'll be named Elin Woods…”the clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
It’s not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.
Ping just offered Tiger Woods' wife an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They'll be named Elin Woods…”the clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
It’s not often that Tiger Woods starts out with a bad drive, hits a water hazard, and ends up in the trees.
stole that for PY posting ,thats way too good not to use elsewhere!
Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" now has been proved to be untrue as it now appears she was actually trying to knock the [censored] out of the driver. News travels fast.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger".
Orlando Sentinal just reported that Tiger Woods was seen going into the Orange County Courthouse in Orlando. Orlando Sentinal reporter reports that Woods was there to change his name. Woods no longer wants to be called Tiger but will now go by Cheetah.
Just like a Pro Golfer, one bad drive into a tree and blame it on the Caddy. (Escalade that is)
I don't really care what he does in his private life, but I did hear one golf commentator talking to the main stream press the other day and he made a good point. He said: You (press) need to be carefull with this tabloid style, headline chasing reporting your doing, he has enough money and wins where he can just walk away. Is getting a couple of weeks of gossip headlines worth losing a careers worth of sports headlines?
Wanting a Custom fit in an off the rack world.
I don't have time for a job, I just need the money.
Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity
The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.
“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”
Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.
Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to stop cheating on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 1968 400 convertible (Scarlet) 1976 T/A - 455 LE (No Burt) 1976 T/A New baby, starting full restoration. 1968 350 - 4 speed 'vert - 400 clone (the Beast!) 1968 350 convertible - Wife's car now- 400 clone (Aleutian Blue) (Blue Angel) 2008 Durango - DD 2008 GXP - New one from NH is AWESOME! 2017 Durango Citadel - Modern is nice! HEMI is amazing! 1998 Silverado Z71 - Father-daughter project 1968 400 coupe - R/A clone (Blue Pearl) (sold) 1967 326 convertible - Sold 1980 T/A SE Bandit - Sold