I looked into this a while back. When I was looking for a wood trim kit for my Odyssey, I noticed some of the suppliers offered custom coatings for woodgrains- There was one burlwood style that was similar to the Pontiac.
It was the same price that Dave had mentioned, but they only offered high gloss. I asked for matte and they said no. I decided against it because it just didn't look right- it was way too modern.
Since its clear the re-pop houses are never going to make a console, I grit my teeth and bought a clean used one off of epay, for a small fortune.