and as said , you KNEW they were coming...Tiger jokes ,that is! +++++++++++++++
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
How did Tiger Woods manage to crash his car? I always thought he was a good driver!
I went up to my golf club yesterday for a lesson, golf pro asked what I wanted, I said I want to drive like Tiger Woods, the guy then drove my car into a tree and charged me $55!
“Honest, Officer, I was just practicing my swing, and sliced my drive into the trees!”
"Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife."
Tiger is bringing out a new rescue club called the "ELIN"
