Why can't women simply accept the fact that us guys are pigs? Seriously, why do they act so shocked that guys are going to look at, hit on, stare at, make comments etc. to any women that looks like that?

Lucky for me, I can do that stuff right in front of my wife and she most often appoligizes to them on my behalf. My wife will tell our server/waitress, "sorry, but husband is a typical stupid guy around good looking women" and they almost always laugh it off or they actually come out and say that they enjoy the comments etc. Then she will sometimes throw in a comment of her own something like "well you are darn cute/good looking I can see why guys check you out etc.".

Funny how once a female server realizes that a guy's wife/GF is ok with his harmless flirting etc. they begin to really play it up and often incorporate the wife/GF into their devilish teasing. Instant killer. My wife will often tell them if they become flirty that if they keep that up their tip will be nice. And she is right! I am a very generous tipper when I have a good looking female server that plays along. I'm just a stupid guy that can't resist a cute, flirty server. LOL