there's a good excuse to repost an ond joke:

I asked my wife if I died, would she remarry, and she said, "yes, probably". I asked if she would let him drive my Firebird, and she said "I think so, you don't want me to sell it, do you?" Then I asked if she would let him use my tools, And she said "I guess so, no sense in them sitting there, right?"
Then I asked if she'd let him use my golf clubs, and she said "of course not- he's left handed!"