Banshee is a sissy.
Yellowbird really isn't yellow.
FBody69 is a communist.
Bjorne has a weird name and doesn't like beer.
Nashvillebird is a bigger sissy than Banshee.
Sleddog doesn't own a sled, or a dog.
Earlybird doesn't own a 'bird.
400 plus is 400 MINUS!
Colorado68's car is an aweful color.
Sethmast is..um...can't think of anything
I feel better now.