Think thats bad? Youll love this...one day my wife and her boss were discussing the speed of light, neither could remember it exactly (they wound up calling me at work and askin me lol), which is 186,000 mi/sec. Well, this girl that works at their lab overheard them discussing this and was completely puzzled. After a few minutes of "in-depth explaining" to her how it was measured, how fast it was, what it was used for, etc, she looks at my wife, and in a curious but serious manner, asks...well, if thats the speed of light, then what would be the speed of darkness?