Ha. Not funny.
It's Hotchkis( I think ) design. They call them handle bars. It's a bracing system for the front subframe. Connects from the upper control arm mounts to the firewall and that cross brace keeps them from flexing out or in when weight transfer changes on the front subframe. Believe it or not they make a big difference in how rigid that front end feels. You don't realize how much flex you get up there until it's gone. Everything just kinda floats normally but with the bracing it's stiff enough to knock you teeth loose every time you hit a bump. YAY!