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Funny of the Day
#136296 06/18/08 07:50 PM
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Re: Funny of the Day
Banshee #136297 06/18/08 07:52 PM
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Patterson claimed she was putting on the thong when a decorative metal piece flew off and struck her in the eye.

sounds like a "costume malfunction"...

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Re: Funny of the Day
Bjorn Sefeldt #136302 06/18/08 08:04 PM
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yeah, and I didn't know you could try on underwear? Fredericks of Hollywood told me no on several occassions.


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Re: Funny of the Day
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Sounds like Jay Leno's material.

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Johnny - if you asked me if you could try on ladies underwear, I would have told you no, too. wink

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Re: Funny of the Day
salmon38 #136311 06/18/08 08:35 PM
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Her claim sounds like a bit of a stretch.......



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Re: Funny of the Day
Z_Firebird #136313 06/18/08 08:39 PM
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Maybe she was 400 pounds, and trying on a size 6?

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There once was a lady from California
who had a mishap with her cornea
It seems what went wrong-
when she stretched out her thong
the button bounced all the way to Bornea!




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Re: Funny of the Day
Z_Firebird #136316 06/18/08 09:08 PM
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Heard on the radio just this morning about a woman sueing(i think Federicks) for an eye injury.
One of the sparkle pieces flew off while putting it on.

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Re: Funny of the Day
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Originally Posted By ponchoshop
Heard on the radio just this morning about a woman sueing(i think Federicks) for an eye injury.
One of the sparkle pieces flew off while putting it on.

that is she....I would think
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Patterson claimed she was putting on the thong when a decorative metal piece flew off and struck her in the eye.

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Re: Funny of the Day
Region Warrior #136318 06/18/08 09:11 PM
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Well, when you are 52, I do not believe women can or should wear thongs..

If so, size 6 and under...

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Re: Funny of the Day
Banshee #136319 06/18/08 09:17 PM
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WOW ... If I could post pics here, I think you would be surprised how many woman that age can ! ... smile

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Re: Funny of the Day
67 Firebird 400 #136321 06/18/08 09:22 PM
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Not the if she can, it is the visual...

I dated a 50 year old when I was 35...she looked all of 40. She didn't like to wear underwear though ad she was 5'7 maybe 120.

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Re: Funny of the Day
67 Firebird 400 #136323 06/18/08 09:27 PM
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I bet Hillary would look hot in a thong too






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Re: Funny of the Day
Banshee #136324 06/18/08 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Banshee
Well, when you are 52, I do not believe women can or should wear thongs..

If so, size 6 and under...


As you stated, you do not believe woman can or should wear thongs...Sounds like your ex could...And I know a few that can and do..LOL

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67 Firebird 400 #136325 06/18/08 09:29 PM
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Johnny Mac That is gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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67 Firebird 400 #136329 06/18/08 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By 67 Firebird 400
WOW ... If I could post pics here, I think you would be surprised how many woman that age can ! ... smile


I can wear a thong too..does not mean I would look good in them like when I danced at Danny's.

That was 15 years ago..

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Re: Funny of the Day
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Leave his wife out of it..

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Re: Funny of the Day
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that's my Mom not my wife Banshee... and take my word for it, she is the hottest thing at the nursing home... the old boys love it when she yells dirty to them!







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