Got called into the doctors today for my 'over 50' health check. Doc had a prod and a poke then said he'll need a stool, urine and sperm sample.Said I'll see what I can do, well best I could come up with on the day was to leave the receptionist my underpants. Still it was the wifes birthday and when I got home I gave her a big hug and kiss and her present which I had took a while to choose. She excitedly opened it and then looked a little dissappointed, it was a bag and a belt! She wasn't impressed at all but the vacuum cleaner hasn't worked this good in ages!
My wife pointed out that her 1st husband made the mistake of providing new small home appliances for birthdays and Christmas presents and that was NOT a way of pleasing her.
2012 Mustang Boss 302 #1918, Competition Orange. FGF replacement 2006 Mustang V6 Pony, Vista Blue. Factory ordered. 2019 BMW X3 (Titled to the wife, but I'm always driving it for her. So I'm claiming it) Old projects, gone but not forgotten: 1967 FB 400, original CA car. After 22 years of work, trashed by the guy who was supposed to paint it. I had to sell it. 1980 Turbo Trans Am 1970 Mustang fastback, 351C 4Bbl, auto 1988 Mustang GT, 5 speed 1983 F-150 4x4, built 302 1994 Chevy K2500 HD 4x4, 454 TBI
