A lonely old lady had finally found a new boyfriend and things were progressing nicely. Sensing that they might "take it to the next level", she thought it prudent to consult her Doctor regarding any possible risk to having sex with her heart condition.
"I don't think your heart would be at any additional risk", said her Doctor, "but I would advise your partner of your condition just to be prudent".
That night, as she expected, they started fooling around and were heading to the bedroom.
"Before we go any further", she said, "I want you to know, I have acute angina".
"Well, I hope so honey", said her boyfriend, "cause I hate to tell ya but your b@@bies are doing nothing for me!".

Lol, good one!