A man walks in to a bar and takes a seat. On his left he sees a very old bearded man dressed in flowing silk robes, with a golden lamp in front of him on the bar. On his right he sees a surly man nursing a whiskey, and in front of him on the bar, amazingly, was a miniature piano being played by a miniature piano player! Before he could even ask about the piano, the man in the robes spoke up: "I am the Genie in the lamp! I will grant you one wish, of whatever you may desire!" Figuring he had nothing to lose, the man made his request: "I want a million bucks!" "ehhhh?" said the genie "I said, I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!!" "Your wish has been granted", said the genie. Before he could even speak, he was overwhelmed by the sound of quacking, as the bar had suddenly been filled with ducks as far as the eye could see. "Hey old man, what the fark?", he asked indignantly. Finally, the surly man with the miniature piano player spoke up: "Don't complain buddy, do you think I really asked for a ten inch PIANIST??"
