Man walks into a bar, Stopping at the door he yells "all lawyers are a##holes. Man at the end of the bar yells "hey, I resent that." Man 1 holers back, what, are a fookin laywer? Man 2 yells back, "No, I am an a##hole."
My dentist told me this one while working on me a few years ago...
++++++++++++++ My brother is a dentist too, but even though good looking he`s never been lucky with women... having dinner with us one evening , my wife asked him how he was coming with his GF search...he said , its ridiculous , I meet girls ,we get in conversations , but every time they ask what I do for a living they kinda lose interest.. my wife said : you tell them youre a dentist?! thats sooo boring , no wonder they lose interest..you need to tell them you`re a lawyer, girls love lawyers.. he said he would
next friday evening he`s at a party...by himself...he sees a cute girl across the room ,she`s by herslf , having a drink...he wanders over, start a conversation...eventually here it comes, THE DREADFUL QUESTION "So, what do you do for a living"? he goes : oh ,err ,well, I`m a ...a...a lawyer.
she says Wow ! how interesting, I love talking to lawyers... things go well, but eventually she looks at her watch and says: I`m sorry , but I have to leave , I have no car...do you? could you take me? of course he does..one thing leads to another...he takes her home ,she invites him up, gets him a drink, shows him around...eventually they end up in her bedroom...they end up on the bed....they really get into it....afterwards he thinks to himself :this is funny ,this never happened before...I just had wild $ex with this beautiful woman I just met...and he starts giggling to himself, then starts laughing.
she goes "honey ,whats the matter?" he: nothing, nothing she: O , please tell me...I just msade love to you and now your laughing at me? he: no, I just thought it was so funny , that I`ve only been a lawyer for one hour and I already scr$wed someone!
