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#172913 08/10/09 04:53 PM
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A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
Unfortunately, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my
window?'

'Uh....yeah, sir. We're really sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'

'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And now you, young lady, what do
you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from
fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?'

'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for
you!'
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of
non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and
asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.






'NO SHxx?.' He said, 'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in
genies?








Last edited by Rick Colwell; 08/10/09 04:58 PM.

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Didn't see that one!

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