just started today, swinging 34Ds, a dime size tush that will tell you which way the hog is butchered,, I caught her pounding a 40 dog on break!

we did some shots of crown before she left and I gave her a 12 pack of high life for today's tip I just wish I had more bathrooms!

I will get this girl on tape she is such a hoot!

I'm not even sure what to say Johnny...

Well I always say you gotta have goals Johnny.

You sure thats a she?? lol

that's a first




good question, can't say for sure, she is a work horse for sure, 2 bathrooms are sparkling clean, returns today for the others and the kitchen.

gives you time to find out....LOL

that's a first

Ouch! LOL

Did you show her your morning snake?

Her name must be Pat.

Happy for ya Johnny! Love is a beautifull thing..

Treat her well. I'm sure you'll make a good couple!

Thank you Wouter, I knew everyone else was jealous..

To quote the great Frank Sinatra, "stick her face in the pillow and do your business"

Dang, get her liquored up and see what happens..... I'm sure there will be more to the ongoing story.

Beauty is only a light switch away I suppose...

Some men are dogs. The rest wish they were dogs.

it's a dogs world alright, gimme food, shelter and lick my balls everyday and I'm your best friend too, lol

lol....



Bjorn, she may be packing a dick, she broke a shower door while cleaning it, I said, "don't worry about the flat panel tvs!!" the loneliness is taking it's toll

And here I was thinking you're kidding.


You and I have a VERY different taste in women.

Ah, well, as we say here: change of food makes you eat!

the cleaning lady is gone and the house is sparkling clean for the families return, now I have to buy a shower door today before I can resume the bath remodeling.

Creekbob, you watch a 5'9" lil arse in the air for 2 days and it will make you rethink your standards allright, but everytime she spoke brought me back to reality

So JM was just trying to get it down Pat then?

whooo boy...!

Bjorn is the one that killed my boner.

sorry about that! LOL

LOL that was MY first observation too!

spent half the day looking for a "nice" shower door, ended up with a $200 cheapie from Home Depot..

and I can't find anyone that sells curtains, towels and bath rugs that match..

I'm in these rich peoples homes all the time and they got matching sea shells on the wash cloths and toilet paper too.. wth?

They probably special order them. Or since they got the dough, they have an interior decorator come in and do that kinda crap.

You can find anything you want on the intenet. I hardly ever shop in stores anymore. Most is done online as I play the system and get items at huge discounts. In some cases, manufacturers wind up paying me to take their products. I am not exaggerating either. Many inexpensive items, some worth a lot. Last good freebie was a Schwinn mountain bike for my son.

The point is that with a little surfing you can find anything. If you are not in a hurry to get things and can wait, you can find anything, for a great deal.

Here is a quick site I found that has ensemble sets:

Bath Sets

And one your new maid may like:

Rawrrrr

Ha, no way...

This one is perfect for a First Gen Firebird lover:

http://www.blonderwall.com/categoryview.html?FindPage=&ID=638&Page=0&NumPerPage=36

Seems like there's a little Martha Stewart in ya there!

Great tips guys, thanks!! I omitted the fact I have some off size shower opening and could only find one door that would fit

hell yes I like Martha Stewart.. and I don't know about the rest of you fellas, but I can't wait for the Oprah Winfrey Network to start, what a hottie!

It was the word "ensemble" that gave it away, wasn't it?

Dave, in the future would you please clarify who you are taking shots at, I needlessly outed myself as an Oprah fan.

thanks

ROFL

Ya that was needless wasn't it.....and here you were starting to concern me.....and that takes quite a lot!!

no dime sized tush there my man...

Yes...I'm afraid "ensemble" and "bath accessories" gave it away!!

Hey Johnny, you are in no way innocent in this! I never used the phrase "bath accessories"!

What can I say, my Google-Fu is pretty d@amn good.

Found a pic of Oprah's @ss for JM.......

Looks more like Osama trying to talk our both sides of his mouth...

I've done worse..


Cat, I stayed in my economic class and shopped at Bed, Bath and Babes.. and I like shopping on the internet too, but my lil personal assistant was outstanding, she couldn't bend over enough and gimme those tty shots

Gotta do the marble floor this weekend, then I'll go back and tell her to show me her rugs/curtains.. she loved the story of me doing this while the family was traveling.. I would Sugar Daddy that in a heartbeat..

hell, I prolly could of nailed her behind a shower curtain then if I told her about my Firebird