Last year I bought my wife a new Buick LeCross. It's a fantastic car, but the entertainment system wouldn't work, so I took it back to the dealer. I told the service manager what was wrong and he smiled and said "let's see what we can do." We got into the car. He turned on the system and said "Nelson" The system replied "Willie or Ricky." He said "Willie," and it began to play ON THE ROAD AGAIN. I said "Ricky' and GARDEN PARTY started playing.
All was well on the way home. I said "Beatles," and on came YELLOW SUBMARINE. When I asked for Paul Simon the system asked "with or without Garfunkle." "With" brought on BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATERS.
Everything was fine until I got about a block from my street, when a guy blew through a stop sign in front of me. I slammed on the breaks and missed T-boning him by about five inches. I yelled "f---'n A-hole."
The sound system replied "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"
