I know alot of guys have some sort of quote in your sig but I'm sure some have a favorite quote from some song or book or story or speech.
Post up you're fav.
Not really a quote but one of my fav mantras that I say alot(when speaking to my wife),
Everyone wants to be us.
(sort of an inside joke)

My favorite quote of all time is:

You can do ANYTHING if you have the right tools!

And I like the ones in my signature as well.

My memory is actually quite good, just short!

I was once a werewolf, but I'm alright nowooooooooo!

Cross thread is better than no thread

I collect and use quotes often.

I suppose one of my favorites is: "No one on their deathbed ever said 'if only I had spent more time in the office'".

A few others that are high on my list:
- "Who is John Galt?"
- "What we got here is failure to communicate."
- "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. "Hit it!",
- "Go ahead, make my day."
- "Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

Ever since I saw that motorcycle video, "Norton Commander Transformer" I've been saying to myself, "I love the open road".

Not exactly a famous quote, but I've remembered this for years actually from a bumper sticker I saw.

Yes, I have a drinking problem, two hands and only one mouth!

I like...It could be worse, it could be raining.(from Young Frankenstein as they are grave robbing)(I use that one alot)
Also..What hump?

Also like several from Monty Python...Oh, uh, well if we build a badger...

How about...Fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.(Animal House)

Blues Bros has too many to even try to list. I do like the one posted above as well.
Might have to rent that one for Christmas instead of the forty yr old virgin this year.

I don't have a drinking problem......Drink, fall down....no problem at ALL!

Always reminds me of the movie Airplanewhen he says I have a drinking problem and then tries to pour it into his ear.

Here's some of my favorites. Some of them I may have snagged from here. :-)

"Today is a good day to die!" Lieutenant. Worf

"An ignorant man thinks he knows everything, a wise man knows he doesn't."

LIFE IS TOUGH.....TOUGHER IF YOU'RE STUPID.
John Wayne

Tact is for those without enough wit for sarcasm.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe." - Steven Wright

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message. However, a significant number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced and a few of them were downright ABUSED!

"Sometimes it's better to keep what you know to yourself." Tony Denozzo

"Old friends are the best friends...They can see where you're going, they know where you've been"

Loosely quoted from Harry Chapin's song "Let time go lightly"

This is what my wife actually said to me--

"I thought I married a sophisticated business man, but what I actually got was a redneck fisherman with muscle cars."

And I'm still married.

not exactly the quote but I use it alot
. the thing we learn from history is that we never learn from history

I have this is my office and remind my staff all the time
.....the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing. Theodore Roosevelt

20-30 some yrs ago, heard a old grumpy smart-[censored] mechanic tell a rookie that couldnt figure out a repair.
Talked like this.

"Yov hav ta b smart'r thn th ting yor try'n ta fix".

If you can accept losing, you can't win.

-Vince Lombardi-

My swedish high school shop teacher back in the early eighties-- " vhy the hell you do that!"

Sounds just like Bjorn!

I would say it this way ...
"why the HELL you do that!"

A related favorite from one of your most famous rock groups:

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." RUSH, Freewill

A related favorite from one of your most famous rock groups:

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." RUSH, Freewill

"If it moves and it isn't supposed to, duct tape it.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, WD40 it."

[/quote] A related favorite from one of your most famous rock groups:

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." RUSH, Freewill [/quote]

thats what I keep telling voters at election itme! by not voting you`ve voted...

"You need to use your head when you buy a hat"

My grandmother had one; "use your head for something besides a hat rack."

She also had one; "Me and my brother know everything. Ask me any question."

my grandfathers..
: I now know so much that I know how little I know

my stepdads:
I know a little of everything and not much of anything

my moms ,to me:

Be a good boy , and if you cant be a good boy , be careful!

(it was re; girlfriends! lol)

My first boss after college had a big pickle jar on his credenza with a sign that read:

"If you don't like change, leave yours here"

It aint over till it's over.

It's deja vu all over again.

The future aint what it used to be.

...Yogi Berra

It's just a flesh wound.
This one goes to "11"
What we got here is...is a failure to communicate!


Steve

From Planes, Trains, and Automobiles...

"oh, this will buff out, no problem!"

(after John Candy takes them the wrong way down the freeway between two semi's.

I just love that part!

"If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns"

"Oh, a wise guy, eh?"
"Spread out!"
"I'll murder ya!"
"Why you..."
"You nitwit!"
"Oh, you're an intelligent imbecile!"
"What's the big idea?!"
"Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"
"Oh, a wise guy, eh?"
"Soitenly!"
"Nyaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"La-la-la, la-la-la..."
"HRRRRRRMPH!"
"Rrrowf! Rrrowf!"
"I'm a victim of soicumstance"
"Say a few syllables!"
"Woo-woo-woo-woo!"
(or "Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop!")
(or "Woop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop!")
"Poifect!"
"Oh boy!"
"Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!"

be good..if you cant be good be careful if you cant be careful name it after me...if you cant be good. be good at it.... its mind over matter..if you dont mind it dont matter.....

words to live by. can't, can't do sh!t! Pat Dye

One my dad always said " if he can do it so can you"

I think Flo said it best Kiss my Grits Happy New YEAR!!!