An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking
from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!

Awww man, now you got em mad again!

Love it!!! Have you guys seen this yet??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=vhnLk3TJWFY Hope it works, if not you may have to copy and paste..

My wife was treated rudely by one of our local gas station attendants..... I pulled in the next day and had him fill my GTO.... Earlier I rubbed the cap with bacon.... Paybacks are [censored], should have seen his face when I told him... Ever hear a Priest laugh in confession.... I did.... God forgave me....