I took my seven year old Granddaughter to lunch today.
Asked her if she knew what next Monday was.
She promptly told me it was President's Day.
I asked her if she knew what that day was all about.
She said that she did. I expected to hear what she knew of Lincoln and Washington.
She said, "That's the day when President Obama comes out of the White House.
If he sees his shadow, we get four more years of bulls--t."

Wow, it hurts when you blow hot coffee out your nose!

LOL

hahaha