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Three guys hanging out at the beach, one with no lips, one has no arms and one has no legs. Beautiful chick walks over to them goes up to the guy with no lips and says "bet you've never been kissed" he mumbles "no" and she kisses him. Next she goes to the guy with no arms "bet you've never been hugged" Shakes his head no and she hugs him. Then goes up to the guy with no legs and says "bet you've never been screwed" He answers no. She says "You will be when the tide comes in!!"
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You know when I heard that I thought it was so funny that I had to share. Then after I posted I thought man I sure hope I don't offend anybody on this site!!
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Only me, the guy with no arms and no legs.
Why do you think they came me Bob anyway???
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I know you're making that up. Your jacket in the picture has sleeves!!
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