A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his Roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad For "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed and the bear Remover said he'd be over within an hour. The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a Baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred Old pit bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked. "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go Up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When The bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his Testicles, and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me To put him in the cage in the back of the van." He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" The homeowner asked. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 1968 400 convertible (Scarlet) 1976 T/A - 455 LE (No Burt) 1976 T/A New baby, starting full restoration. 1968 350 - 4 speed 'vert - 400 clone (the Beast!) 1968 350 convertible - Wife's car now- 400 clone (Aleutian Blue) (Blue Angel) 2008 Durango - DD 2008 GXP - New one from NH is AWESOME! 2017 Durango Citadel - Modern is nice! HEMI is amazing! 1998 Silverado Z71 - Father-daughter project 1968 400 coupe - R/A clone (Blue Pearl) (sold) 1967 326 convertible - Sold 1980 T/A SE Bandit - Sold
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