I am OUTRAGED at this complete lack of regard for you FORMER friends here at this great site.

How dare you disparage the time honored tradition of honesty and integrity that can be only seen on the web. When Al Gore launched the world wide web it was understood that the only thing that is worse than global warming causing conservatives is a liar on the web.

Your apology is NOT accepted and I must ask you to leave immediately. Harrumph!