So - if I want my calendar, then I gotta pay you? Ugh. That's tricky. I'd have to actually find the checkbook, ask for your address, get an envelope, find a stamp... oh the hassle! Maybe I can convince you to deliver it in person if I bribe you with some Shiner Bock?
'68 Firebird, 350-4, 2 spd auto, triple black, Dlx Interior