All right, since the election is now safely over, my comrades have allowed me to begin revealing the secret plan, so you may all properly prepare for your assimilation: You are right, on all counts. -Barack HUSSEIN Obama is in fact a foreign citizen beholden to a foreign government. He hates America, white people, and puppies. He eats puppies. -Barack HUSSEIN Obama is actually both a Christian, who does everything the Rev. Wright tells him to do, and a secret Muslim, who takes direct orders from Osama Bin Laden- who in fact, is a distant cousin. (sure glad the Free Republic didn't figure that one out before the election- but its ok to let y'all know now. Don't worry, our new great leader is not conflicted between his two obligations- he will always listen to and follow the instructions of the religious zealot who hates American the most at any given time. -Capitalism is over. Corporations no longer have any influence in Washington, and every Republican in the House and Senate will be arrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay, where they will have to eat chicken and read the Quran every day. -The NRA is gone. Every one of their lobbyists have been removed from Washington, and every one of the 300 million legally owned guns will be confiscated, melted down, and forged into I-Phones, which will be given to minorities in blue states. (the un-real America) -All 62 million of us who planned the proletariat revolution have been working in concert with the secret muslim communists and following their instructions to the letter. -Everything you own now belongs to us- starting with your Firebird. The collective has determined to send it to a Welfare Queen in San Francisco. (so when I say queen I really mean queen). He/she will paint it pink and dance the Lambada on top of it. -Resistance is futile. As we are now a 100% communist country, you may not leave. The borders are now sealed. Kind of ironic- isn't it?- that's what you silly Capitalists have been asking for all along!! You can not escape- You remember all those singing Obama kids? They are now guarding the borders, alongside the Black Panthers, armed with nightsticks.
Welcome to the new world order, and have a nice day.
